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The don’t write them like this anymore

Posted on July 14, 2011 by Newt

Tell me where this quote comes from

“He has had a special suit of platemail forged that allows the molestation of females without its removal”

…and no its not Beavis and Butthead do D&D 😉

9 thoughts on “The don’t write them like this anymore”

David Macauley on July 14, 2011 at 11:15 pm said:

I don’t know, but I’m certain I’ve read that before somewhere, many, many years ago.

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Shane Mangus on July 14, 2011 at 11:54 pm said:

Not sure of the book, but my best guess is that it is referring to Henry VIII… am I even close? 😛

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scottsz on July 15, 2011 at 1:19 am said:

That is from a White Dwarf scenario… I can’t remember which one.

Lichway? Grakt’s Crag? Halls of Tizun Thane?

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Greg Christopher on July 15, 2011 at 2:13 am said:

Blackwater Mercenary Employee Manual

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Jack Colby on July 15, 2011 at 3:21 am said:

Inspired by the movie Excalibur I suppose?

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Simon Dale on July 15, 2011 at 4:09 am said:

Pool of the Standing Stones. From Best of WD Scenarios. Yikes, the rest of the entry doesn’t improve the situation. “In the fur-draped four poster bed
against the W. wall with one of the village maidens (unless forewarned
by the guards from 4 & 5) is the cleric:”

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- Newt on July 19, 2011 at 8:48 pm said:
  
  YOU WIN!! It is indeed the “Pool of the Standing Stones” aka the Lair of Evil PC types. Sublime
  
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Nathan Baron on July 15, 2011 at 8:00 am said:

It’s not from the carnal and erotic D&D manual is it?

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Dave on July 22, 2011 at 2:54 pm said:

Yikes! And we wondered why there were so few female players?

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